Even the 99% Treats Me Like Dirt

I've been working as a store clerk at Casey's General Store since September, and there's one question people always ask me*:

"Jason, the Casey's slogan is 'A convenience store--and a whole lot more!'. What else is there to do at Casey's?"

Based on my observations of customers, I've put together this handy chart to give you an idea of all the things there are to do at Casey's. Enjoy.

*No one has actually asked me this.